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        <title><![CDATA[Un ralenti impressionnant]]></title>
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        <title><![CDATA[The artist : le bêtisier]]></title>
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    <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo335g_the-artist-betisier_shortfilms" target="_blank">The Artist – Bêtisier</a> <em>par <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Orangefr" target=
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        <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 01:06:00 +0100</pubDate>        <guid isPermaLink="false">91bf780797988c40f0ca572251296dd1</guid>
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        <title><![CDATA[Petits moments délicieux]]></title>
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    <span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Il semble que les ours bruns soient en bien mauvaise posture....<br></span>
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        <title><![CDATA[Seize maquettes spectaculaires]]></title>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">A l’initiative de l’Association de préfiguration de la Maison de l’Histoire de France, seize maquettes – seize chefs-d’œuvre – sont exposées au Grand Palais à
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">De quoi s’agit-il ? De maquettes gigantesques –&nbsp; Saint Omer, Besançon, Neuf-Brisach, Briançon, Cherbourg, Strasbourg, Montmélian, etc. – réalisées sous les
      règnes de Louis XIV à Napoléon III (et consignées habituellement au musée des Invalides). Pour donner une idée de l’ampleur de ces monuments, indiquons que la maquette de Cherbourg occupe 160m²
      et celle de Brest 130m².</span><br>
      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">L’intérêt de ces maquettes, voulues par nos rois et deux empereurs, était militaire. Directeur du musée des Plans-Reliefs, Max Plonovski indique : « Les
      plans-reliefs sont nés dans le contexte très particulier de la guerre de siège, avec l’apparition du boulet métallique et l’essor, dans toute l’Europe, de la fortification bastionnée
      ».</span><br>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">En 1668, Louvois, ministre de la Guerre de Louis XIV, commande à Vauban – et il fut le premier à avoir eu cette idée (vision en trois dimensions des villes et des
      fortifications à l’échelle de 1/600) – la représentation des principales places fortes du royaume.</span><br>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Inutile de dire que chaque maquette a nécessité plusieurs années de travail, ingénieurs, dessinateurs, artisans. Pour reproduire, au moindre détail près, les
      rues, les maisons, les églises, les monuments, les fortifications, l’environnement immédiat. Le matériau ? Du carton, du papier, de la soie, du sable, des pigments colorés. […]</span><br>
      <br>
      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">D’autres maquettes viendront compléter la collection : la maquette de Toulon (1794), Brest (1811), Cherbourg (1813). Dans une lettre adressée au ministre de la
      Guerre, en 1695, Vauban écrit : « Il y a un relief de Namur dans les Tuileries ; je vous demande d’avoir la complaisance d’y venir avec moi. Je vous ferai toucher du doigt et de l’œil tous les
      défauts de cette place, qui sont en bon nombre, et en même temps, vous ferai apercevoir comment on pourrait corriger celui qu’on m’impute ».</span><br>
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      <strong><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Cette exposition du Grand Palais est un évènement. D’abord par ses maquettes à couper le souffle. Mais aussi parce qu’elle nous parle de la France, d’une
      autre France, fière de son passé et de son Histoire. On en ressort émerveillé. Et un peu découragé, genre «&nbsp; qu’est-ce qu’on était et qu’est-ce qu’on est devenu »…</span></strong><br>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Alain Sanders</span><br>
      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Article extrait du Journal Présent du samedi 21 janvier 2012</span><br>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Grand Palais – avenue Winston-Churchill, 75008 Paris. Ouvert tous les jours de 10h à 20h (le vendredi, nocturne jusqu’à 22h). Jusqu’au 17 février.</span><br>
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      <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Illustration : http://actu-loisirs.ign.fr/?p=4971</span>
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      <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><em><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Et puis pour illustrer le tout, cette belle vidéo
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        <title><![CDATA[Les chiens peuvent apprécier la guitare...]]></title>
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        <title><![CDATA[Agilité]]></title>
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    <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; color: #003300;">Photo 1&nbsp;&nbsp; : Que voyez-vous ?</span>
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    <span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Photo 3 : Eh oui, incroyable non !</span>
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    <span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Des bouquetins sur le barrage de Cingino (Italie)</span><strong>&nbsp;</strong>
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    - Source : http://flepi.net/image-insolite/bouquetins-sur-le-barrage-de-cingino-italie/
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        <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:52:00 +0100</pubDate>        <guid isPermaLink="false">89174e826ddfd148f0baff8b6b98fd53</guid>
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        <title><![CDATA[Voeux 2012]]></title>
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    <span style="color: #700070;"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: webdings;"><em>Merci pour votre fidélité.</em></span></strong></span>
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        <title><![CDATA[Bon Noël à vous tous]]></title>
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        <title><![CDATA[Allez....une pause sourire sur la crise]]></title>
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      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les problèmes des boulangers vont croissant.</span></strong></span>
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      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Alors que les bouchers veulent défendre leur bifteck,</span></strong></span>
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      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">les éleveurs de volailles se font plumer</span></strong></span>
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      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">et en ont assez d'être les dindons de la farce.</span></strong></span>
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    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les éleveurs de chiens sont aux abois.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les pêcheurs haussent le ton.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les céréaliculteurs sont sur la paille</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">alors que les brasseurs sont sous pression.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les viticulteurs trinquent.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Heureusement, les électriciens résistent.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Mais, pour les couvreurs, c'est la tuile.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Certains plombiers en ont ras-le-bol</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">et les autres prennent la fuite.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Chez Renault, les salariés débraient</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">et la direction fait marche arrière.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">À la Sncf, les syndicats sont sous tension</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">mais Édf ne semble pas au courant.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les cheminots veulent garder leur train de vie,</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">mais la crise est arrivée sans crier gare.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les veilleurs de nuit vivent au jour le jour</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">et les carillonneurs ont le bourdon.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les ambulanciers ruent dans les brancards</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">pendant que les pédicures travaillent d'arrache-pied.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les croupiers jouent le tout pour le tout.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les cordonniers sont mis à pied.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les dessinateurs font grise mine.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les exterminateurs ont le cafard.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Des militaires partent en retraite</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">et les policiers se sont arrêtés.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les imprimeurs dépriment.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les météorologues aussi sont en dépression.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les pendus sont sur la corde raide.</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">Les prostituées se retrouvent sur le trottoir :</span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="line-height: 12pt; margin: 0cm -21.55pt 0pt 0cm; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span>
    </p>
    <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: center;">
      <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">C’est vraiment une mauvaise passe.</span></strong></span>
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